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Re: Naughty SMS

Postby Naveed Memon on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 7:18 +0000

Naughty SMS

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You...
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Re: Naughty SMS

Postby Rajeeve on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:46 +0000

U r my..
BEST
SMART
CUTE
LOVABLE
SWEETEST
n INTELLIGENT frnd !!




WARNING :
Is Msg. Ke sabhe Sabhd Kalpanik he..
Inka Vastavik se Koi Sambandh Nahi he.. :p
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Re: Naughty SMS

Postby Sallu 2 Kool on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:01 +0000

It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed,
on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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Re: Naughty SMS

Postby Bad_Boy on Fri, 01 May 2009 7:40 +0000

Boy to Girl : hwo many brother do u have?
girl : 10 Bhai,
boy: kyu baap nu hor koi kamm nahi si,
girl : tum kitne bhai ho?
boy : akela hu,
girl : kyu baap vich hor dum nahi si...
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Re: Naughty SMS

Postby Rajeeve on Thu, 07 May 2009 11:04 +0000

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess...
Guess...
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
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Re: Naughty SMS

Postby aditik on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 3:10 +0000

Ansuo ki lehar un ankho me uth ti he jis dil me pyar ka beshumarr gam bhara hota he.
Koi chahe kitna bhi muskurale, pyar agar sacha hota he to bichadne ka gam aankho se ansu behne par majbur kar hi deta he..
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