Funny SMS
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bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
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bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh
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Funny SMS
Re: Funny SMS
by Ahmed Hussain on Thu, 14 May 2009 11:53 +0000
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Re: Funny SMS
by aditik on Sun, 17 May 2009 11:17 +0000
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
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Re: Funny SMS
by Saima Ali on Fri, 22 May 2009 11:47 +0000
Performance Pressure:
Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon
ne kal se Do - Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"
Murgiya dar gayi, sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda
diya "
Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya ".
Jawab mila.
Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon.
Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon
ne kal se Do - Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"
Murgiya dar gayi, sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda
diya "
Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya ".
Jawab mila.
Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon.
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Re: Funny SMS
by King Rahul on Sun, 24 May 2009 6:03 +0000
deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…............... Chis Hai
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Re: Funny SMS
by M.Shahnawaz on Wed, 27 May 2009 11:34 +0000
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
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Re: Funny SMS
by Kailash on Sun, 31 May 2009 11:43 +0000
1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne Apnay bEtAy kO Buhat maAra,
Cake cHori kRnAy pEr nAhi,
UngLioOn k nIshaAN chOrNay pEr
Cake cHori kRnAy pEr nAhi,
UngLioOn k nIshaAN chOrNay pEr
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Re: Funny SMS
by Ahmed Hussain on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:06 +0000
1 molvi film actor se masjid ka chanda layna aya
actor :ap log tu kahte hian k hamara pesa haram hai
molvi:G hum in paisoo se "LATREEN"banainge.!
actor :ap log tu kahte hian k hamara pesa haram hai
molvi:G hum in paisoo se "LATREEN"banainge.!
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Re: Funny SMS
by aditik on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 3:08 +0000
If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we'll celebrate Vodka style.....
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